{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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