{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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