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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}

{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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